Give this ticket to the wanker in your life, or just hang it for all to admire. This stitch says what we all know to be true. British humour at its rawest.
I’m sure Grandma would put it pride of place.
I mean, statistically you’re never more than 6 feet away from a complete wanker!
THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN NOT A FINISHED CROSS STITCH PIECE
■ Sizing ■
Pattern size: 125 stitches wide by 88 stitches high
Following sizes are based on: 14 count Aida
Stitched area: 22.7cm by 16cm (9 x 6¼ inches)
Fabric size suggested: 38cm by 31cm (15 x 12 inches)
(Fabric size includes allowance for mounting)
■ Pattern Content ■
Floss brands: DMC & Anchor
Colour count: 10
Fractional/squashed stitches : Yes (but these can be left out)
French/colonial knots: NO
Metallic floss: NO
Other speciality floss: NO
Printed overlap: Included on all multi-page patterns
Chart Types: Black & white, Colour with symbols
★ You are purchasing a digital PDF pattern which will be available for immediate download after payment. All patterns will have a colour version and black and white version UNLESS the pattern calls for only 1 colour.
My patterns have been designed primarily for printing so may go across multiple pages as I try to limit stitch width to a maximum of 70 per page. If you would prefer a single page version for use on digital devices, please contact me as I am happy to produce these.
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